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Chuck3791

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7407
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Chuck3791 : Well, basically this site helps me procrastinate...
Maybe I shouldn't be a member.

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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59306) - you deserved it (23520)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

#1833844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15179) - you deserved it (47804)

On 05/11/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by lostintellct (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new Yankees stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

#1830985
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8340) - you deserved it (92890)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by XxespoxX (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77765) - you deserved it (8615)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (68809)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

#1591597
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56659) - you deserved it (6641)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14843) - you deserved it (94226)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

#1351695
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63840) - you deserved it (8948)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

#1336947
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15290) - you deserved it (51292)

On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15053) - you deserved it (62509)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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