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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1272
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About ChronicFAIL : i dance real awesum! ^-^

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57215) - you deserved it (28811)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69844) - you deserved it (5117)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49843) - you deserved it (6854)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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