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ChronicFAIL
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 862
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About ChronicFAIL : i dance real awesum! ^-^

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75276) - you deserved it (10634)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47262) - you deserved it (23985)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18540) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56527) - you deserved it (3659)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

#4604892
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (4996)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

#3074596
120 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by meantowheels (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51763) - you deserved it (2844)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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