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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 496
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChristyCarnegie : Oh hey, my name is Christy. Well my real name is Christian. Yeah yeah I'm a chick. I am pretty sarcastic. Well let's see, I'm in love with this very amazing person. I'd do anything for this guy. I can tell him those three words and actually mean it. I H@T3 WH3N P30PL3 TLK L!K3 D!S unless your joking, but it's sad how some loser wannabe things actually type like that hah. I love Seattle, I really really want to live there, it's like one of my life goals. It's so amazing there. I live in a gross place called Boise, Idaho. Yeah it's so boring. I love music, I'm not sure how this world would be like without it. When I listen to music, usually my mood kind of switches depending on the song. I love the whole indie montage.Um I like Shane Dawson hah, and like makemebad davedays sorta the station. Yeah, hmph Fml for writing so much.. well it seems like it cause' I'm on my phone, oh yeah I have the MyTouch 3G slide ha. It's a pretty sexy phone. Well yeha, bye.

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