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About ChristianH39 : I'm terrible at talking/writing about myself so don't judge me lol. I'm a mechanical engineering major and work as a CNC lathe operator. Paintball and mountain biking are my hobbies (my profile pic is of me at a tournament) and I love to read.
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Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015