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ChristianH39

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChristianH39 : I'm terrible at talking/writing about myself so don't judge me lol. I'm a mechanical engineering major and work as a CNC lathe operator. Paintball and mountain biking are my hobbies (my profile pic is of me at a tournament) and I love to read.
Feel free to message me!

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Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49226) - you deserved it (4704)

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