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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1197
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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ChristianH39's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32511) - you deserved it (3427)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (338) - you deserved it (11286)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34812) - you deserved it (4401)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51605) - you deserved it (5000)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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