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Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
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I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (43098)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23515) - you deserved it (5802)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126154) - you deserved it (22974)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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