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ChrissyC
  • Town/Country : NJ, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2063
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (97491) - you deserved it (27256)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my finace's grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72962) - you deserved it (3381)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by chefdujour (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (73349) - you deserved it (19381)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (372895) - you deserved it (412929)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (146878) - you deserved it (10018)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (293194) - you deserved it (57603)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (64057)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (11419)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (4455) - you deserved it (31626)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (50947)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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