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ChrisJG
  • Town/Country : California , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ChrisJG : Lover of Music and the Arts. Follow me on Twiiter @ChristobelG :D

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Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

#19478625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17706) - you deserved it (1147)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73881) - you deserved it (3028)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15236) - you deserved it (1252)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML

#19311735
55 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 12:33am - health - by insightful - Australia

Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML

#19286969
57 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
175 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
180 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
167 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
164 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
115 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (1449)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

#17221822
242 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (4003)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
85 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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