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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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About Chris5811 : My name is Chris Johnson. And my life sucks. I would love to share the tragic misadventures of my shitty life with random strangers. :) in other words, this is my world and I would like to share it with you. So sit your fat ass down and relax. :)

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