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  • Number of visits : 1644
  • Number of comments : 690
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65187) - you deserved it (6760)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43221) - you deserved it (6504)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (4402)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4480) - you deserved it (45536)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32453) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46520) - you deserved it (25293)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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