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Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8805) - you deserved it (32904)

On 12/13/2011 at 1:32am - health - by photomark - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (419650) - you deserved it (67395)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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