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About ChloeLentin : Gamer and aspiring chef.
What makes it okay for guys to perv over girls and make terrible comments, and just get away with it because "boys will be boys"? Equally, why are gay men able to grab straight women's boobs because "They're gay, it doesn't matter". When did it become okay to treat people like a piece of meat. Feminism is not something I agree with, so please don't see this as a feminist post. I don't see how men and women can ever be truly equal in gender roles. If a woman refuses to do labour, like major gardening or brick laying to be extreme, it is considered acceptable because she is weaker, but if a man refuses to cook because he is a man, women lose their shit. I don't believe in equality, only fairness. I believe that men and women should have equal rights, but I believe that there are specific roles. If you want to do the other genders roles, then great :).
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Monday 1 September 2014