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About ChloeChan96 : Obviously a seventeen year old female with a fancy for Hello Kitty and FMyLife. I go on FML to get a kick out of other peoples misfortune when my day sucks ass, but honestly, who doesn't? Aside from being a busy body teenager with regular First World Problems, I can't say there is anything too spectacular about me.

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Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (42430)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36235) - you deserved it (9735)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML


I agree, your life sucks (14374) - you deserved it (35984)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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