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ChloeChan96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2093
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChloeChan96 : Obviously a seventeen year old female with a fancy for Hello Kitty and FMyLife. I go on FML to get a kick out of other peoples misfortune when my day sucks ass, but honestly, who doesn't? Aside from being a busy body teenager with regular First World Problems, I can't say there is anything too spectacular about me.

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Visits<b>Ixiion</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 1:15pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ChloeChan96's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

by screwed. / 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

by Noname / 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy