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Chingy892987

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Chingy892987

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3531
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chingy892987 : I'm an artist and can be pretty shy.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1170750) - you deserved it (125961)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

#15620
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I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (5246)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26770) - you deserved it (10826)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39304) - you deserved it (7452)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51585) - you deserved it (4424)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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