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Chilaxe

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 3921
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Chilaxe's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58571) - you deserved it (3672)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

#10540759
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10771) - you deserved it (45751)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Staples - United Kingdom

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39053) - you deserved it (5997)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8952) - you deserved it (46851)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

#8472938
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10590) - you deserved it (37210)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

#8210549
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (5297)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML

#8063037
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7959) - you deserved it (22921)

On 02/09/2010 at 8:16pm - health - by conchita (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

#8026904
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52009) - you deserved it (8126)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8534) - you deserved it (58565)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

#6901032
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34709) - you deserved it (11285)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11040) - you deserved it (37475)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

#6364461
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7918) - you deserved it (35380)

On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18606) - you deserved it (36699)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16036) - you deserved it (42678)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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