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Chilaxe

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  • Number of visits : 2117
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

#13687636
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10507) - you deserved it (24405)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8262) - you deserved it (50771)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

#13657321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21159) - you deserved it (8695)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:06am - work - by Disappointed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21486) - you deserved it (37334)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (45873)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (3559)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (5531)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML

#13206700
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24259) - you deserved it (9630)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (6611)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered our AOL billing information. Turns out we've been paying for dial-up via automatic bill paying that we thought we cancelled in 2000. $1,800 later, we called to cancel. Customer service congratulated us on being loyal members for over 13 years. FML

#12266156
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17407) - you deserved it (26591)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

#10940530
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (6267)

On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56373) - you deserved it (3528)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom



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