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Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59067) - you deserved it (8362)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59559) - you deserved it (4678)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

#13687636
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9557) - you deserved it (22759)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7092) - you deserved it (46885)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (32921)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

#13618340
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16645) - you deserved it (19920)

On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11276) - you deserved it (44599)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47708) - you deserved it (3383)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (5400)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML

#13206700
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22511) - you deserved it (9316)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (5866)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32430) - you deserved it (6378)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered our AOL billing information. Turns out we've been paying for dial-up via automatic bill paying that we thought we cancelled in 2000. $1,800 later, we called to cancel. Customer service congratulated us on being loyal members for over 13 years. FML

#12266156
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (19905)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)



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