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Chilaxe

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  • Number of visits : 3594
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FIRST MEETING AT THE UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S GROUP, EXCITD TO BECOME A MORE INVOLVD FEMINIST . THE FIRST ITEM ON THE MEETING'S AGENDA? THE UPCOMING BAKE SALE . FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10886) - you deserved it (25550)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (3986)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (6057)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, mah grlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I startd typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressd the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39886) - you deserved it (27533)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2547)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36230) - you deserved it (5591)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (8615)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix because of the shattered screen. When I mailed mah laptop to them the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (2567)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

TODAY , I MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FIR A GIRL , AND THEN SET MAH RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FAKE PERSON WAS MAH GIRLFRIEND . SOMEONE FOUND OUT AND HACKED THE FAKE ACCOUNT . MY FAKE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME OVER FACEBOOK . FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (58814)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took mah daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, mah watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of mah daughter an about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

#18460196
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (4499)

On 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm - kids - by childdreamkiller (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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