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by amused / 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by BrefODM / 06/12/2014 at 11:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 5:11am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by kenbez123 / 08/14/2013 at 3:55am / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up at 6am and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
by Tea_baggins / 08/06/2013 at 12:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by cheated / 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by OnPlanetVenus / 07/04/2013 at 12:41am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by zzz / 11/22/2012 at 2:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML
by disgusted / 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
by RawrSparkle / 09/21/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Missusluv313 / 09/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
- Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how… Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I…
- Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…