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Chiisai
  • Town/Country : France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 716
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chiisai : "L'actualité, ça n'existe pas, ça ne veut rien dire. L'actualité, ce sont des gens. Des milliards de gens qui rient, qui pleurent, qui souffrent et qui tombent amoureux. [...] "


"This member hasn't filled in the description."...What do you want me to say ? I'm only a french girl, trying to improve my english ;)

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Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44741) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44741) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (2381)

On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5629) - you deserved it (34737)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by nwalsh2009 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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