About ChiddyBANGr : Island of Oahu. Junior in High School. Virgooo. Shyanne
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by AllegroRubato (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)
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