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  • Number of visits : 1380
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ChickInGreenVans : These dudes don't even know the name of my band.. But they all over me like they wanna hold hands.. Cause once i blow they know that I'll be That Chick all because I'm the lead bassist of my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my baaaaand!!

LoCo AF 0_o!! You've probably guessed that by now.. And you've probably guessed that Im in a band!!

I'm an aspiring filmmaker!! Sound and Location is my forte' to say the least as well as Post Production.. Let me just say this to all the hard of hearing kids out there.. For the billionth and last time.. I am NOT a D.J!!

As not seen on T.V..

Lover of Piercings and Tatts and of course Rock** And a whole lotta *Randomness mixed with *Awsome-ness

Whatever you do.. Do NOT google.. BlueWaffle.. Dont say i didnt warn you!!

Excuse me while I go in my own little bubble.. Which i like to call LaLa land:-) kbye:D

*Grabs bass guitar and drops mic*

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ChickInGreenVans's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

#19693767
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19909) - you deserved it (4923)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23243) - you deserved it (14750)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

#19687901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11014) - you deserved it (31012)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (2498)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10527) - you deserved it (40710)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34400) - you deserved it (9251)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

#19679809
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8221) - you deserved it (25007)

On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML

#19678592
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (5261)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (2215)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (1960)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32677) - you deserved it (6895)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

#19666580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19626) - you deserved it (9644)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

#19662623
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (2291)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (2754)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

#19660967
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7083) - you deserved it (33095)

On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)



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