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  • Number of visits : 1469
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ChickInGreenVans : These dudes don't even know the name of my band.. But they all over me like they wanna hold hands.. Cause once i blow they know that I'll be That Chick all because I'm the lead bassist of my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my baaaaand!!

LoCo AF 0_o!! You've probably guessed that by now.. And you've probably guessed that Im in a band!!

I'm an aspiring filmmaker!! Sound and Location is my forte' to say the least as well as Post Production.. Let me just say this to all the hard of hearing kids out there.. For the billionth and last time.. I am NOT a D.J!!

As not seen on T.V..

Lover of Piercings and Tatts and of course Rock** And a whole lotta *Randomness mixed with *Awsome-ness

Whatever you do.. Do NOT google.. BlueWaffle.. Dont say i didnt warn you!!

Excuse me while I go in my own little bubble.. Which i like to call LaLa land:-) kbye:D

*Grabs bass guitar and drops mic*

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ChickInGreenVans's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17652) - you deserved it (58385)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

#19761318
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9345) - you deserved it (25783)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:15pm - misc - by cock sauce (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

#19754432
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35629) - you deserved it (3552)

On 06/08/2012 at 9:26am - intimacy - by unamyous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34133) - you deserved it (5813)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

#19747486
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23943) - you deserved it (4471)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25922) - you deserved it (3225)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13888) - you deserved it (37192)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

#19740850
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24003) - you deserved it (3745)

On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

#19739017
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (7065)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

#19736347
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14148) - you deserved it (31164)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27071) - you deserved it (2839)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28829) - you deserved it (6036)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (4004)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26869) - you deserved it (5940)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31020) - you deserved it (3057)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)



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