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About ChickInGreenVans : These dudes don't even know the name of my band.. But they all over me like they wanna hold hands.. Cause once i blow they know that I'll be That Chick all because I'm the lead bassist of my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my baaaaand!!
LoCo AF 0_o!! You've probably guessed that by now.. And you've probably guessed that Im in a band!!
I'm an aspiring filmmaker!! Sound and Location is my forte' to say the least as well as Post Production.. Let me just say this to all the hard of hearing kids out there.. For the billionth and last time.. I am NOT a D.J!!
As not seen on T.V..
Lover of Piercings and Tatts and of course Rock** And a whole lotta *Randomness mixed with *Awsome-ness
Whatever you do.. Do NOT google.. BlueWaffle.. Dont say i didnt warn you!!
Excuse me while I go in my own little bubble.. Which i like to call LaLa land:-) kbye:D
*Grabs bass guitar and drops mic*
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Friday 26 September 2014