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  • Number of visits : 1051
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ChickInGreenVans : These dudes don't even know the name of my band.. But they all over me like they wanna hold hands.. Cause once i blow they know that I'll be That Chick all because I'm the lead bassist of my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my baaaaand!!

LoCo AF 0_o!! You've probably guessed that by now.. And you've probably guessed that Im in a band!!

I'm an aspiring filmmaker!! Sound and Location is my forte' to say the least as well as Post Production.. Let me just say this to all the hard of hearing kids out there.. For the billionth and last time.. I am NOT a D.J!!

As not seen on T.V..

Lover of Piercings and Tatts and of course Rock** And a whole lotta *Randomness mixed with *Awsome-ness

Whatever you do.. Do NOT google.. BlueWaffle.. Dont say i didnt warn you!!

Excuse me while I go in my own little bubble.. Which i like to call LaLa land:-) kbye:D

*Grabs bass guitar and drops mic*

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Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

#20131002
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (2177)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

#20131002
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (2177)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

#19842330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25272) - you deserved it (3259)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27816) - you deserved it (6625)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

#19783126
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (15473)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22185) - you deserved it (2698)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24477) - you deserved it (3299)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

#19771673
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8248) - you deserved it (29683)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8125) - you deserved it (40260)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24982) - you deserved it (3100)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

#19769607
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (2736)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

#19769177
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27171) - you deserved it (4691)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

#19768681
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (9096)

On 06/11/2012 at 1:25am - love - by thanksnicksparks (man) - United States



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