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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML


Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML


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On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML


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On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML


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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

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