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Chibineko223
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 867
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Chibineko223 : I like anime and reading fml.com

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Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML

#159713
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (38379)

On 02/28/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Slipperywhenwet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

#134892
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (2353)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54172) - you deserved it (5261)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

#13891
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22741) - you deserved it (5587)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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