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Chibineko223
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Chibineko223 : I like anime and reading fml.com

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Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31463) - you deserved it (15225)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#13675980
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33279) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

#13507844
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10204) - you deserved it (36458)

On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
295 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (3538)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
158 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

#13432201
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19251) - you deserved it (4257)

On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

#13415492
89 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (2466)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

#13366496
155 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML

#13363376
214 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML

#13346165
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7336) - you deserved it (29567)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Remember the parking brake - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

#13345862
47 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (3988)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)



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