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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1987 (28 years)
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About ChibiChibi : I’m an over caffeinated, hyperactive, sarcastic, slightly insane, b*tch with self-esteem issues and too much time on her hands but I’m also very loyal to those I like so things even out.. ..

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Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML


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On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML


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On 10/04/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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