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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1987 (28 years)
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About ChibiChibi : I’m an over caffeinated, hyperactive, sarcastic, slightly insane, b*tch with self-esteem issues and too much time on her hands but I’m also very loyal to those I like so things even out.. ..

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Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML


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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML


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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML


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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML


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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML


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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML


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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML


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On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML


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On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML


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On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML


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On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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