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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3841
  • Number of comments : 1454
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChibiChibi : I’m an over caffeinated, hyperactive, sarcastic, slightly insane, b*tch with self-esteem issues and too much time on her hands but I’m also very loyal to those I like so things even out.. ..

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Taday I tried to blackmail mah dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong an weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it an neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18434) - you deserved it (34347)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turnd on by the smell of bananas. Guesshose new co-worker peels a nice... fragrant banana five times a day. mega FML

#20139261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29193) - you deserved it (2821)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Taday after 3 hours in a cramped car with mah family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car an the first words out of mah mouth were, ( It feels so good to be able to walk! ) That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36068) - you deserved it (10995)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to putted one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to putted a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (2948)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, LIKE EVERY DAY, I USED MY PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP. AS I REACHED FOR SOME TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MYSELF, MY SISTER POUNDED ON THE DOOR FOR ME TO HURRY UP. I YELLED "FINE," AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT, WIPED MYSELF WITH MY PHONE. FML

#18239656
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15145) - you deserved it (52819)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I was yelld at by a customer because I couldn't tell er were te vitamins were in te parmacy. Te manager cummd and yelld at me fir being lazy and incompetent. I work in te store across te street from te parmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while in the car with mah mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a rd light and hit a car. FML

#18117452
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27536) - you deserved it (2302)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I cummed back home to find that mah house had been robbed one week after mah neighbors. I was walking around mah neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious and discovered that mah neighbors had put up a sign reading: "Rob the neighbors THEY don't have a security system." mega FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (2966)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (34444)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into bedroom closet as I went to get dressed looool for work. mega FML

#17605215
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19448) - you deserved it (2156)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

2day mah aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste!! Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it!! FML

#17429124
214 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (35077)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)



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