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Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16763) - you deserved it (69045)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (133860) - you deserved it (10236)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (258325) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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