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About Cheyenne_Is_Me : My name is Cheyenne. I'm 16. My hair is naturally blonde and my eyes are naturally dark brown. I have a boyfriend who's 18. I hate the Jonas Brothers and I love randomness. x] Well, I don't think it's your business to know anything else. =\ So I'll stop here.
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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 4:25pm - love - by Annoyed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)
Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
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