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CheyMiichelle

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About CheyMiichelle : 20/Married/Mommy-To-Be.
Please take the hint I'm sick of 15 year olds messaging & asking if I want to "trade pics".
Otherwise, I'm a pretty simple person. I'm a cheese addict, who's also addicted to Dishonored & Bioshock. I live right outside the shit-hole others call Atlanta. I go to school for medical admin, although I think I want to do social work, was a licensed bartender till I found out I have a little bugger on the way, ❤️ so, I just do school right now. I obsess over cleaning & own far too much lipstick. 👍 I swear I'm easy to get along with, despite how "mean" the first three lines of this may seem, not the best at checking messages but I promise I'll reply asap.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 11:37am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Fernando83</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 7:41pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:57pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:58pm<b>zjay</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 12:31pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:26pm<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 4:44pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:46am<b>NoName131</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:21am<b>kklamou</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:05am<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:07am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:29am<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:04am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:30pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:31pm<b>ijulez</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:29pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:25am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:37pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:02am<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:08pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:44am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:20pm<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 9:38am<b>therealjc</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:38am<b>mnb1998</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:13am<b>khoov19</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:13pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:23am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm<b>missycanfly</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:52pm<b>gunnerette</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:16pm<b>sam9697</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:37pm

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CheyMiichelle's favorite FMLs

Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML

by Stuck / 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

by Unknown / 02/07/2014 at 9:18am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

by Can't Believe It. / 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

by Sleepless / 02/03/2014 at 8:29am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile mother. 5ML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My boyfriend thinks I'm faking the whole thing in revenge for the fight we had yesterday. FML

by JaneChemi / 01/15/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Love

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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

by take a fucking seat, gran / 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

by justin / 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work