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CheyMiichelle

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CheyMiichelle

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6837
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CheyMiichelle : 20/Married/Mommy-To-Be.
Please take the hint I'm sick of 15 year olds messaging & asking if I want to "trade pics".
Otherwise, I'm a pretty simple person. I'm a cheese addict, who's also addicted to Dishonored & Bioshock. I live right outside the shit-hole others call Atlanta. I go to school for medical admin, although I think I want to do social work, was a licensed bartender till I found out I have a little bugger on the way, ❤️ so, I just do school right now. I obsess over cleaning & own far too much lipstick. 👍 I swear I'm easy to get along with, despite how "mean" the first three lines of this may seem, not the best at checking messages but I promise I'll reply asap.

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CheyMiichelle's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (58910)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12539) - you deserved it (50126)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (40114)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I Was Getting Ready To Perform A Speech In Anthropology On The Globalization Of Public Transportation And How It Bring Culture Together. On The Bus Ride There... The Girls Behind Me Were Discussing Ways To Hide There Track Marks After Injecting. Real FML

#17868500
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20733) - you deserved it (2555)

On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31223)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma parents took away ma laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up wit ma grlfriend. Tey saiden I patc tings up wit er, I can ave ma stuff back. fat FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (4924)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, mah sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once . I'm 19 weeks pregnant . real FML

#17755798
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25417) - you deserved it (5354)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (61835)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, mah six year old nephew told me to peel off mah skin because, "They say u look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40350) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5805)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

yesterday my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspring to kill us. FML

#17487537
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (3565)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was knockad into a wall by a looool high-prassura watar cannon suddanly kicking in. I was only going to tha cornar stora to buy soma chocolata. Probably sarvas ma right for not noticing a small riot dua to a thumping hangovar. FML

#17474756
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22373) - you deserved it (6443)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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