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CheyMiichelle

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  • Title : Madam
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About CheyMiichelle : 20/Married/Mommy-To-Be.
Please take the hint I'm sick of 15 year olds messaging & asking if I want to "trade pics".
Otherwise, I'm a pretty simple person. I'm a cheese addict, who's also addicted to Dishonored & Bioshock. I live right outside the shit-hole others call Atlanta. I go to school for medical admin, although I think I want to do social work, was a licensed bartender till I found out I have a little bugger on the way, ❤️ so, I just do school right now. I obsess over cleaning & own far too much lipstick. 👍 I swear I'm easy to get along with, despite how "mean" the first three lines of this may seem, not the best at checking messages but I promise I'll reply asap.

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Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

today I couldn't fine mah hairbrush anywhere; I endd up having to brush mah hair with a fork . FML

#19712062
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (6545)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I met up wit ma dad after aving workd abroad fir te past six monts . Apparently, during tat time e's ad a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because e's now some sort of ippie calling imself ( Memnoc of Pleiades ) . real FML

#19705574
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17887) - you deserved it (1735)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, wile I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, ma boyfriend decided it would be funny to put te car into reverse instead of drive wile I was waiting 4 traffic to clear. I don't tink te people wo own te car beind me were lauging. Nor is ma now ex-boyfriend. mega FML

#19692417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25572) - you deserved it (2995)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49359) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Taday I Found Out That A Family Member Found A Publisher 4 His Book; His Badly Written, Terribly Sourced, Historically Inaccurate Book That Insult And Misrepresent Most World Culture And Religions. If This Actually Makes It To Print, I'll Never Be Able To Use My Maiden Name Again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21214) - you deserved it (1997)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8729) - you deserved it (32267)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was having phone sex with boyfriend. Trying to be sexy... I told him what I was doing with vibrator. I heard a loud bang... followd by him shouting... "Why don't u just fucking marry it... then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30189) - you deserved it (9469)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Yesterday Mah Parents Went Out Of Town And I Was Home All Alone. I Put Up Party Decorations Such As Streamers, Balloons And Confetti. Then, I Drank Out Of Red Cups, Crushed Them Up And Put Them All Over The House. I Didn't Have A Party, I Just Wanted To Convince Mah Family That I'm Not A Loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (17350)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while landscaping mah backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think mah future children are already filing fir parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at!! One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel!! Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it!! FML

#19493868
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17131) - you deserved it (4040)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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