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ChewyGranola

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ChewyGranola

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 45
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ChewyGranola : Ahem, I'm not 10, it's just a name for the comments, death to Beiber>:). Thank you for your time, message me if you wish

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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35827) - you deserved it (3090)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44295) - you deserved it (4759)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48524) - you deserved it (3830)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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