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ChewyGranola

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChewyGranola : Ayyy, how stalker of you to be here, please, conversate with me about bands, movies, life and anything, please you're all I have

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ChewyGranola's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (12986)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

#21324815
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14983) - you deserved it (36903)

On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40308) - you deserved it (2654)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28006) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML

#21233096
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (3559)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48497) - you deserved it (5091)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17213) - you deserved it (62893)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

#5087899
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9004) - you deserved it (66074)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

#4438831
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10808) - you deserved it (102333)

On 08/10/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52756) - you deserved it (4247)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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