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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 233
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13708) - you deserved it (33882)

On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (2500)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (2394)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (3096)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML


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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48695) - you deserved it (3843)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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