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Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML
by Bebbo / 09/19/2014 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
by jkim / 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by idiot bro / 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
by secret meat / 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by onyx_the_cat / 02/13/2014 at 10:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by merrr / 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Jae_Hellyun / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/06/2014 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
by erjazo / 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought… Today, I'm visiting home after a year abroad. Since I have a limited time and wanted to meet with… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…