About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
by probably on death row soon / 12/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2015 at 10:48am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
by Nothing Special / 12/23/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
by ThankYou! / 12/22/2015 at 12:50am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML
by Serenadipity / 12/21/2015 at 10:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by sharee / 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation
by HobblinGoblin / 12/18/2015 at 1:34am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 10:25pm / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by hatemyjob / 12/14/2015 at 7:15pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
by noodlesandmilk / 12/13/2015 at 9:10am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
by Ihadnoidea / 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
by ilovekids? / 12/11/2015 at 9:05pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 7:10pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…