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CheshireHalli
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 34916
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.

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Visits<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:09am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 8:57am<b>four0seven</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 1:59am<b>youcif</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 1:00am<b>chewsef</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 10:19pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 6:14pm<b>oreowaffie</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 1:24am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:38am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 10:37am<b>sparkus</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 7:00am<b>offdaily</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 12:20am<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:31pm<b>12345BKRlife</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 5:25pm<b>Draysor</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 6:39am<b>dharmaint</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 9:05am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 5:33pm<b>windyouthere</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 3:31pm<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:25am

Fucked!<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 4:09pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 12:15am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 8:39am<b>12345BKRlife</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:03pm<b>dno79</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:36pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 1:42pm<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 3:35am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 7:02pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:50pm<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:00pm<b>chivadz</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:38pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:11pm<b>cameowhitten</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:35pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:15pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:35am<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:28am<b>arano</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 10:08pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 6:38am

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion / 01/29/2016 at 7:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

by singlelady / 01/26/2016 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:54am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, just 1 month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 4:21am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML

by anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:55pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML

by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML

by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 7:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

by YipYop / 01/19/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents forced me to write a thank you letter to my uncle who passed away a week after Christmas. FML

by Well, shit / 01/18/2016 at 5:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2016 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML

by ugh / 01/15/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous