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CheshireHalli
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 30892
  • Number of comments : 387
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

#21277469
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36247) - you deserved it (3091)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

#21277056
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48022) - you deserved it (3429)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37808) - you deserved it (5552)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML

#21276105
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44097) - you deserved it (5079)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

#21275799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (7278)

On 10/11/2014 at 8:11pm - misc - by dykerino (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML

Today, I found out that I am "un-promotable" to the job that I have been promised for the last two years because, I "don't suffer idiots well." Idiots. FML

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

#21274158
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (14851)

On 10/09/2014 at 10:10am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML

#21274083
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37548) - you deserved it (3711)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:27am - love - by MoRuined (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML

#21273773
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33534) - you deserved it (2701)

On 10/08/2014 at 8:30pm - work - by xRyu (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52619) - you deserved it (4692)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

#21272259
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41335) - you deserved it (4367)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

#21272098
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43616) - you deserved it (4523)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (11321)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)



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