About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs
by Summer Loving Happened So Fast / 12/02/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by notmycircus / 12/02/2014 at 12:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
by Nose Numb / 11/30/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by supertacowaffle / 11/28/2014 at 3:47pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by drreeeewwww / 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
by KilledTheMoment / 11/23/2014 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm / Ireland (Kilkenny) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 11:20am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML
by hatemydentist / 11/18/2014 at 12:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
by blindsparrow / 11/18/2014 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Animals