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♥ I'm short (4' 11.5" to be exact)
♥ I write a lot.
♥ I'm a fan of Google Chrome.
♥ I try to be nice, but it doesn't always work.
♥ I'm a country girl.
♥ I love anime.
♥ I love music.
♥ I love scary things.
♥ I am taken.
♥ I am quiet.
♥ I'm terrified off coming off as creepy on here.
♥ I'd like to think I have more brains than most teens.
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♥ MermaidSongXOXO
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♥ KaySL
♥ Perdix
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♥ MercyFML
♥ pendatic
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Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by cmc9540 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by cmc9540 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I thought it would be funny to cut my white trash uncle's rat-tail off. He thought it would be funny to break three of my fingers. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by umadbrosky - United States (Maryland)
Today, I thought it would be funny to cut my white trash uncle's rat-tail off. He thought it would be funny to break three of my fingers. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by umadbrosky - United States (Maryland)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 5:06am - love - by Popscene (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 11:09am - intimacy - by supapimpin (man) - United States
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13216) - you deserved it (1235)
On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
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