About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs
by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by nodoggforme / 01/30/2015 at 7:13pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Idek / 01/30/2015 at 11:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML
by John Doe / 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2015 at 2:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
by unsuspectingmom / 01/22/2015 at 6:32am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by kana__ / 01/21/2015 at 11:26am / Japan / Miscellaneous
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 6:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
- Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry… Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about… Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant.…