About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs
by jamienicole1993 / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by 11Karma11 / 02/04/2015 at 6:35pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML
by marigoldcobain / 02/04/2015 at 6:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love
Today, I saw my co-worker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
by coveredupforfun / 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by nodoggforme / 01/30/2015 at 7:13pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Idek / 01/30/2015 at 11:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML
by John Doe / 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work