About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.
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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
by chunky monkey / 03/14/2016 at 2:26pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
Today, an attention seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding with no bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by awkwardmandy / 03/11/2016 at 1:28pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, at a family dinner, I found the courage to tell my husband's parents about my schizophrenia. They exchanged weird looks and then there was an uncomfortable silence. Then my father-in-law finally says, "Christ. The grandkids won't come out all nutty, right?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom (Cumbria) / Health
Today, I made 2 beautifully decorated cakes for Mother's Day. One was for my mother in law and the other for my mum. I came down to pack my mum's and found they had both been half eaten. My brother in law decided he wanted to try a bit of both to decide which was better. FML
by mancuneanway / 03/06/2016 at 8:11am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a student threw her hot coffee at me after I told her I was giving her an F. For months I've been telling her she needs to hand in missing work, but she thought I was bluffing. She got suspended, but my clothes are still ruined and I still got burned. FML
by KayleeFrye / 03/05/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by thesixth / 03/01/2016 at 2:07pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
by Judgeisalwaysright / 03/01/2016 at 3:57am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
by speed-dialing dr kevorkian / 02/27/2016 at 2:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few… Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as… Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died.…