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CheshireHalli

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CheshireHalli

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 28394
  • Number of comments : 383
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a legendary host at Texas Roadhouse. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.

CheshireHalli's page activity

Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 11:10am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:58am<b>Canes2292</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:25am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:09am<b>nattie1929</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:42pm<b>jerzjay</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 3:28am<b>cnbcad</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 12:17pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:00pm<b>cristy91</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:04am<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:44pm<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:10am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:09pm<b>blake1015</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:17pm<b>Dull_lightbulb</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:54am<b>ashtic</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:37am<b>theRonin</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:37am<b>rlfender32</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:05am

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:03pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:09am<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:45am<b>ashtic</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:38pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:14am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:11am<b>Ed1998</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:53pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:06pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:51pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10873) - you deserved it (47254)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

#21444969
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (2510)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

#21444439
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32087) - you deserved it (2277)

On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it 'hard and rough'. He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

#21444252
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25631) - you deserved it (1940)

On 07/19/2015 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by creepedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

#21443899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27284) - you deserved it (2039)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

#21443301
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2425)

On 07/18/2015 at 12:08am - misc - by River (woman) -

Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

#21443245
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/17/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by yep, she does have a tumblr (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was so incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

#21443212
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12499) - you deserved it (37896)

On 07/17/2015 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38911) - you deserved it (1960)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

#21440548
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25891) - you deserved it (1653)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

#21439888
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (33776)

On 07/11/2015 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

#21439756
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35576) - you deserved it (1699)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28337) - you deserved it (2884)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39362) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

#21438957
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (3240)

On 07/09/2015 at 9:42am - love - by dtack2tack - United States



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