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CheshireHalli
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 35964
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out a colleague spread lies about me because she somehow thinks I'm to blame for the hot guy at work not wanting to date her. Perhaps she should blame his fiancé. FML

by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML

by Jeanna / 03/15/2016 at 7:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

by chunky monkey / 03/14/2016 at 2:26pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, an attention seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding with no bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

by awkwardmandy / 03/11/2016 at 1:28pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, at a family dinner, I found the courage to tell my husband's parents about my schizophrenia. They exchanged weird looks and then there was an uncomfortable silence. Then my father-in-law finally says, "Christ. The grandkids won't come out all nutty, right?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom (Cumbria) / Health

Today, I made 2 beautifully decorated cakes for Mother's Day. One was for my mother in law and the other for my mum. I came down to pack my mum's and found they had both been half eaten. My brother in law decided he wanted to try a bit of both to decide which was better. FML

by mancuneanway / 03/06/2016 at 8:11am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, a student threw her hot coffee at me after I told her I was giving her an F. For months I've been telling her she needs to hand in missing work, but she thought I was bluffing. She got suspended, but my clothes are still ruined and I still got burned. FML

by KayleeFrye / 03/05/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Connecticut) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML

by thesixth / 03/01/2016 at 2:07pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous

Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML

by Judgeisalwaysright / 03/01/2016 at 3:57am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love