About CheshireHalli : About me:
♥ I'm short (4' 11.5" to be exact)
♥ I write a lot.
♥ I'm a fan of Google Chrome.
♥ I try to be nice, but it doesn't always work.
♥ I'm a country girl.
♥ I love anime.
♥ I love music.
♥ I love scary things.
♥ I am taken.
♥ I am quiet.
♥ I'm terrified off coming off as creepy on here.
♥ I'd like to think I have more brains than most teens.
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♥ MermaidSongXOXO
♥ Intoxicunt
♥ KaySL
♥ Perdix
♥ DameGreyWulf
♥ MercyFML
♥ pendatic
This list will probably grow.
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Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 8:09am - misc - by lachaisse - United States (Ohio)
Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 6:58pm - health - by Chia (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm - love - by paintfarts1976 (woman) - Ireland (Westmeath)
Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway
Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML
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On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML
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On 05/08/2013 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by lalalaisling - Ireland (Cork)
Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Sirah90 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
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On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany
Today, I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead and call my boss and let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things, then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday, I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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