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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 30012
  • Number of comments : 383
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : I'm currently a staff accountant for a small town accounting firm. I love playing with Halloween makeup, but I love Batman more. :) im pretty friendly, so send me a message if you'd like to talk.

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML


I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (1477)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:15pm - love - by cookiecutter8 - United States (California)

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (1373)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date he starts talking about his wife and kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22395) - you deserved it (1759)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:46pm - love - by Lori (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (2172)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27910) - you deserved it (4643)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29893) - you deserved it (3600)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22920) - you deserved it (1304)

On 10/31/2015 at 6:20am - misc - by fuck off you fucking shitburglar (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm boring and never go to the bar with him. He knows I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20248) - you deserved it (3193)

On 10/30/2015 at 9:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I woke up at 3a.m. to get ready for a "fun work retreat". After driving 2 hours to the site, I find that nobody is there. After about half an hour standing there freezing, I get an email from my boss, telling me that "It's canceled due to bad weather". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (1603)

On 10/29/2015 at 6:16am - work - by SamAaron502 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25591) - you deserved it (5006)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22331) - you deserved it (1724)

On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2068)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

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