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CheshireHalli
  • Town/Country : Belfry, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1824
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheshireHalli : About me:
♥ I'm short (4' 11.5" to be exact)
♥ I write a lot.
♥ I'm a fan of Google Chrome.
♥ I try to be nice, but it doesn't always work.
♥ I'm a country girl.
♥ I love anime.
♥ I love music.
♥ I love scary things.
♥ I am taken.
♥ I am quiet.
♥ I'm terrified off coming off as creepy on here.
♥ I'd like to think I have more brains than most teens.

I am a fan of the following commenters:
♥ MermaidSongXOXO
♥ Intoxicunt
♥ KaySL
♥ Perdix
♥ DameGreyWulf
♥ MercyFML
♥ pendatic

This list will probably grow.

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CheshireHalli's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (7185)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (9545) - you deserved it (33670)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (24337) - you deserved it (1671)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (2480)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (17442) - you deserved it (3150)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (7128) - you deserved it (36246)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

#14950423 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (7078) - you deserved it (30255)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160 (453)

I agree, your life sucks (54151) - you deserved it (2468)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348 (292)

I agree, your life sucks (9747) - you deserved it (29967)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML

#8314834 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (23345) - you deserved it (1471)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

#8297602 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (15654) - you deserved it (1529)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637 (339)

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (5428)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14320) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (2958)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)