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Cherrylimes

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Cherrylimes

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1997 (18 years)
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About Cherrylimes : I like art and music all you need to know. Bye now.

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Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (3820)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

#20042325
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25118) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (72047)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today While At Work A Man Came Up To Me And Screamed That I Was The Devil's Child Pointing At The Tattoo On My Wrist The Whole Time. I Just Stood There While He Prayed Fir My Soul. FML

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (52793)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! mah Dad marrid his fiancée...ho insists I call her "mom"!! I'm three years older than her..!! and went to the same high school!! She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice"!! FML

#16293589
300 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

I flipped out when I saw a centipede!! I screamed, very loudly an in a very high voice!! My girlfriend cummed into the room, stomped on it, picked it up an threw it in the trashcan!! I apologized to her 4 the scene an all she said was, ( I'm used to it!! ) FML

#15228646
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10877) - you deserved it (37078)

On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

#6423121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (5953)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas cuz someone's dog is peeing in the hall . I can't physically carry mah two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed babby stroller . FML

#6351761
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:50am - animals - by Slivered - Canada (Ontario)



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