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Cherrylimes

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Cherrylimes

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1997 (18 years)
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About Cherrylimes : I like art and music all you need to know. Bye now.

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Cherrylimes's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

#20199452
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

#20126149
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20020) - you deserved it (5551)

On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25543) - you deserved it (3822)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

#20042325
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (72181)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (2530)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24078) - you deserved it (46981)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14094) - you deserved it (53841)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97446) - you deserved it (10774)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74105) - you deserved it (3831)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

#15228646
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10902) - you deserved it (37110)

On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52015) - you deserved it (8128)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (3992)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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