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CherryToothache
  • Town/Country : Cornwall, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CherryToothache : My teeth hurt.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (3783)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (3788)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (6218)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31999) - you deserved it (4152)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39362) - you deserved it (3147)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7958) - you deserved it (55088)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33049) - you deserved it (7138)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

#15467016
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (4126)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

#14150271
133 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25532) - you deserved it (3515)

On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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160 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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196 comments

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On 06/07/2010 at 2:43am - love - by soccerbooty - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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164 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States



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