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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CherryToothache : My teeth hurt.

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Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

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