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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CherryPresident : Just a "normal" boy from the cold Denmark. And no, Denmark is not the capital in Netherlands.. Denmark is the country just over Germany! :D
So, I think this is where you write stuff about yourself.. so why not!
I like music. I can't play any instruments, but I wanna play guitar. I love bands like Arctic Monkeys. c:
Then I enjoy reading too!
I like to write with new people, so you should hit me a message, if you dare c:

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

#14504548
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (4528)

On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28805) - you deserved it (6282)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

#6422671
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (3600)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

#1090748
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (9702)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
704 comments

I agree, your life sucks (737462) - you deserved it (56729)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (623827) - you deserved it (38309)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (689120) - you deserved it (461509)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (502660) - you deserved it (48559)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
990 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79068) - you deserved it (445708)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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