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  • Number of visits : 1234
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About CherryPie036 : General
My name is Maria. I can be nice and I can be crazy. I don't like being mean but I will be if your leading me to it which means pissing me off. My favorite colors are White, Black, Blood Red and Light Pink. I love writing Poems and Quotes, I hate nothing and love my family :) When life gets me down I always get back up on my feet. Because life is too short to waste on complaining so live it how you want to live it and live it freely. :) My Best Friends are Jenny, Carolina, and Stephy. My favorite fruit is Cherry and I love eating sweets. I love Drawing too. And what I love the most is beening myself and I will never be what someone wants me to be, Take it or leave it I'll still be 100% me :)

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CherryPie036's favorite FMLs

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (11685)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML


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On 10/27/2009 at 5:57pm - love - by Queen_of_Night (woman) - United States (Texas)

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