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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CherryLipBalm : Squidward: "Patrick, can you move over? I'm claustrophobic"
Patrick: "What does claustrophobic mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!"
Squidward: "What? No it-"
Patrick: "HO HO HO! *heehee*"
Spongebob: "STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!"

*YOLO*
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today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22713) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today , I looool found out my littla brothar is a highly committd Nazi. Ha goas to maatings and avarything , my parants think it's graat ha is "gatting out and davaloping a social lifa." raal FML

#20078083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30211) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY TEACHER THAT CZECHOSLOVAKIA IS NO LONGER A COUNTRY . SHE KICKED ME OUT OF CLASS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I WAS RIGHT . BIG FAT FML

#20049540
176 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

today I announcd to mah boyfriand that I'm pragnant. Ha immadiataly danid that it was his bacausa "a childhood accidant" supposadly laft him starila. Ha has a child from a pravious ralationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete geniu decided to flush the toilet downstair halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to fine looool a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
173 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend!! He claimed that it's cuz he's an agent fighting the Mafia, an he doesn't want to putted looool my life at risk through reprisal attacks!! big fat FML

#20045057
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (2266) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an upset stomach . I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom . As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out . I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless . real FML

#20007279
94 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)

2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

#19998761
128 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I fine in yard 4 the next week. FML

#19971657
103 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 11:58pm - animals - by summerbabe77 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting the living room,hen my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching 4 the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection.

#19915209
154 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, wen I was laying in my bed, I looked on te opposite side and saw a spider te size of my palm staring at me. And if tat wasn't bad, I found out it ops. I looool still can't fine it. big fat FML

#19756673
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (1662)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)



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